Mind Recorder - I
The walk to workplace
If my mind had a recorder, this is what it would record:-
7:55 am/rush to train station/look left-right before crossing rail road/get distracted by the middle age female exec with her neatly ironed silk blouse/walk up to the second last car/glance at the pedicured feet and wonder if I have a foot fetish/find a seat closest to exit/doze off/wake up just before destination/wipe off drool/drool at filled out tight jeans and stumble on the escalator/ exit the station/curse the sun, wind and the homeless/dump change at the most fucked up homeless/curse wind again/start to build up pace/try to jump signals and be beat back by menacing cabbies/curse cabbies/hit nice pace/get stuck behind a fat smoker/try to circumvent him/narrowly miss a big boned mamma/stumble into a hot gal wearing bright pink/smile at her though she was smiling at a flower/build up pace again/curse wind again and hand-comb hair before entering work/ogle at the receptionist/pick up a mint chocolate/pray no one farts in the elevator/someone farts, sneezes and coughs right next to me/curse him/finally arrive on 54th floor/rush out of the elevator gasping for air/smile at receptionist at work/slyly make my way to my desk(i am always late) only to find the CEO sitting on my chair
If my mind had a recorder, this is what it would record:-
7:55 am/rush to train station/look left-right before crossing rail road/get distracted by the middle age female exec with her neatly ironed silk blouse/walk up to the second last car/glance at the pedicured feet and wonder if I have a foot fetish/find a seat closest to exit/doze off/wake up just before destination/wipe off drool/drool at filled out tight jeans and stumble on the escalator/ exit the station/curse the sun, wind and the homeless/dump change at the most fucked up homeless/curse wind again/start to build up pace/try to jump signals and be beat back by menacing cabbies/curse cabbies/hit nice pace/get stuck behind a fat smoker/try to circumvent him/narrowly miss a big boned mamma/stumble into a hot gal wearing bright pink/smile at her though she was smiling at a flower/build up pace again/curse wind again and hand-comb hair before entering work/ogle at the receptionist/pick up a mint chocolate/pray no one farts in the elevator/someone farts, sneezes and coughs right next to me/curse him/finally arrive on 54th floor/rush out of the elevator gasping for air/smile at receptionist at work/slyly make my way to my desk(i am always late) only to find the CEO sitting on my chair
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